Great Questions Of The Universe
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
If we are what we eat, am I cheap, fast, and easy?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
monkeys and apes?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets
aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and
there is no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right
to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do blind people know when they are done "wiping?" (We theorized
at work that the seeing-eye-dog might have a part in this scenario...
picture lots of whimpering on the poor pooch's part....)
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Do chickens find rubber humans funny?
If a cannibal eats a chinaman, is he hungry again two hours later?
Should I apply the golden rule when I'm sexually attracted to someone?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
And Finaly
Can the Ginsu knife cut the No-Run Pantyhose?
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