| Monica Lewinsky virus | Sucks all the memory out of your computer. |
| Titanic virus | Makes your whole computer go down. |
| Disney virus | Everything in the computer goes Goofy. |
| Mike Tyson virus | Quits after one byte. |
| Prozac virus | Renders your RAM useless, but your processor doesn't care. |
| Sharon Stone virus | Makes an impressive initial impact, then you forget it's there. |
| Lorena Bobbit virus | Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. |
| Ellen Degeneres virus | Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC. Although it's been a MAC all along, it does it now to get more attention. A year later it disappears, and blames you for not being able to handle that it's a MAC. |
| Rosie O'Donnell virus | Learning from the Ellen Virus, It cancels it's own icon, then holds a press conference to announce it's a MAC, even thought we know all along. |
| Tim Allen virus | Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive by accident. |
| Woody Allen virus | By passes the motherboard and turns on a daughter card. |
| Saddam Hussein virus | Won't let you inspect any of your programs. |
| Tonya Harding virus | Turns your BAT files into lethal weapons. |
| George Michaels virus | Runs its course, occasionally releasing something interesting, and then WAM - dumps it's support files as soon as it's noticed. |
| Joey Buttafuoco virus | Only interfaces with minor files. |
| X-files virus | All your Icons start shape shifting. |
| Spice Girl virus | Has no real function, or abilities, but makes a pretty desktop. |
| Ronald Reagan virus | Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. |
| The Kevorkian virus | Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. |
| Sony Bono virus | Just when you get good at surfing the Web, a firewall appears out of no where. |
| Martha Stewart virus | Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies and displays them on your desktop. It's very nice about the whole thing, and yet somehow subtly reminds you that it's better than you. |
| Oprah Winfrey virus | Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, brags about it, and then quietly expands to 300MB. |
| Schwarzenegger virus | Terminates files but stays resident. So, it'll be back. |
| SNL virus | Stays on the screen long after it's effective. |
| Kwick Witz virus | Promises to do something interesting, but never does. |
| South Park virus | Deletes the same file over and over. |
| The Stand-up virus | First it changes the background to a brick wall. Then what ever it does, it does same thing every night. |
| Rupaul Virus | Forces mouse to always drag. |
| Marilyn Manson Virus | Never really does anything, but it sure loves to tell you how dangerous it is.(cross reference: Howard Stern Virus) |
| Puff Daddy Virus | "Samples" all your existing viruses and inserts new text. |
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